When Wort, the Raidmother enters, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens.Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no cards in hand, each opponent loses 2 life.At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, they lose 2 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a -1/-1 counter from each creature you control.Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Target player mills four cards.Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
When Kitchen Finks enters, you gain 2 life.Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
Burn Trail deals 3 damage to any target.Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Create a 5/5 black and red Elemental creature token. Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each black creature you control, then sacrifices a land of their choice for each red creature you control.
Whenever you cast a red spell, Tattermunge Duo gets +1/+1 until end of turn.Whenever you cast a green spell, Tattermunge Duo gains forestwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)Whenever Slinking Giant blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
When Cragganwick Cremator enters, discard a card at random. If you discard a creature card this way, Cragganwick Cremator deals damage equal to that card's power to target player or planeswalker.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.Conspire (As you cast this spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Return all permanents to their owners' hands. Each player chooses up to seven cards in their hand, then shuffles the rest into their library. Each player loses all unspent mana.
