As Farewell to Arms enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Did you know this creature has flying?Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
As Zombie Fanboy enters, choose an artist.Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's...
As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
