You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's...
As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Enchant creatureAs Loose Lips enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.Enchanted creature has flying.Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
The Fallen Apart enters with two arms and two legs.Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Target player discards a card.Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
Counter target spell.Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.