Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
As Zombie Fanboy enters, choose an artist.Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
When Letter Bomb enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Destroy target land.Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to your hand.
Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - — ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's...
As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Skip your untap step.At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
As Six-y Beast enters, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters.
