Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.Equip
: Add one mana of any color., : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card., : Everythingamajig deals 12 damage to target creature.
Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.Sacrifice a creature: Add ., Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
FlyingWhenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).Players can only play the first card of their program.If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.At the beginning of...
: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add . Activate only as an instant., : Target player discards a card. Activate only during your turn.: Everythingamajig becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.
, : Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand., : You gain 10 life., , Sacrifice Everythingamajig: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.
Choose two —• Counter target black-bordered spell.• Return target creature to its owner's hand.• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.
