Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and no matter when it came under your control.)Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Menace, trampleWhen Alpha Deathclaw enters or becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.: Monstrosity 4. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put four +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
FlyingInfesting Radroach can't block.Whenever Infesting Radroach deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters.Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if Infesting Radroach is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.
TrampleIf damage would be dealt to another creature you control, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.When Vigor is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
Permanents you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to those permanents this turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Enchant creatureEnchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with ", Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.
: Add one mana of any color., : Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
TrampleAgent Frank Horrigan has indestructible as long as it attacked this turn.Whenever Agent Frank Horrigan enters or attacks, proliferate twice. (To proliferate, choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Enchant creatureWhen Nerd Rage enters, draw two cards.Enchanted creature has "You have no maximum hand size" and "Whenever this creature attacks, if you have ten or more cards in hand, it gets +10/+10 until end of turn."
