At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
All graveyards are also your graveyards.Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
TrampleAt the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
As Hammer Jammer enters, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from Hammer Jammer, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
Unleash (You may have this creature enter with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.)Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.)
When GO TO JAIL enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
FlyingWhenever you attack with two or more creatures,Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
