target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)
Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
As Hydradoodle enters, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.Reach, trample
Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."
Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)When Garbage Elemental enters, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.
Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Enchant your libraryEnchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.
Flying, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
All graveyards are also your graveyards.Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.