Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty....
Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, Modular Monstrosity gains that ability. Otherwise, Modular Monstrosity loses all keyword abilities.
Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)When Garbage Elemental enters, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or...
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token., Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.
You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
As Staff of the Letter Magus enters, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).Players can only play the first card of their program.If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.At the beginning of...
Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.
: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host., Exile a creature card from your graveyard:Augment (, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
